| Madonna: | I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery. |
| Public: | That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen! |
| Lady Gaga: | I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years. |
| Public: | Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist! |
| Nicki Minaj: | I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value. |
| Public: | You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion! |
| Lady Gaga: | I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts. |
| Public: | You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low! |
| Rihanna: | I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes. |
| Public: | That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body! |
| Lady Gaga: | I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer. |
| Public: | You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex! |
| Katy Perry: | I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message. |
| Public: | That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you! |
| Lady Gaga: | I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes. |
| Public: | Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you! |
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
(via wastedlovee)
